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A tall, hot, rich, female product manager that works in tech and is smarter than everyone around her.
She is typically bossing around tech bros that seek her help in emotional development, improving their productivity, and becoming a better man.
She is typically bossing around tech bros that seek her help in emotional development, improving their productivity, and becoming a better man.
Engineer 1: Damn, I need me a product mommy.
Engineer 2: Why, what's that?
Engineer 3: A woman that can kick my ass to be better.
Tech bro 1: That product mommy is so bossy!
Tech bro 2: Yeah, but that's what you like about her.
Tech bro 1: Yeah, but I just want her to validate me. I need a product mommy to become a better man.
Engineer 2: Why, what's that?
Engineer 3: A woman that can kick my ass to be better.
Tech bro 1: That product mommy is so bossy!
Tech bro 2: Yeah, but that's what you like about her.
Tech bro 1: Yeah, but I just want her to validate me. I need a product mommy to become a better man.
by autistrophywife October 24, 2023
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