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Mitchelle

a lazy ass guy that looks like a monkey love s to smokes and has his way with the guys.
"barnicles what happened to ur boyfriend Tim?"
"you mean mitchelle he's still my pumpkin seed."
"oh cause i though you were straight?"
"I was.."
by amonyious October 19, 2008
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Michellesque

Adjective: 1. of or relating to Michelle Saldana and her actions. 2.
Extremely sarcastic humor that may make other people laugh or feel insulted: “The girl made fun of a friend’s new haircut and said she looked ugly but some people thought her michellesque humor was rude.” 3. Complicated, indecisive, extremely frustrating to others who are trying to figure out how another feels. “He was trying to figure out what he had done wrong but her Michellesque personality didn’t let him get the full explanation.” 4. Makes the best out of bad situations, smiles even if there is nothing to smile about. “The teenage girls went to a Dora the Explorer concert, but felt out of place with the toddlers running around. The girls just laughed like a true michellesque person would.” 5. interacts with people from different areas to avoid the drama of a small community high school. “All the michellesque girl does is hang out with people from Westchester, to avoid the drama that happens at her school in El Segundo.” 6. Likes to be right, no matter how wrong she may be. “She was making no sense at all and I tried to make her understand, but her michellesque ways didn’t want to budge.”

Synonyms: stubborn, happy, sarcastic, sunshine, short, hypnotic, senseless, indecisive, complicated, jittery, vibrant, funny, intense

Antonyms: dull, sensible, tall, decisive, boring, hermit

Etymology: Resembling the life situation that Michelle Saldana (1991-
To present) goes through. Originated from Peru, and internationalized in Los Angeles, California.

References: Michellesque is heavily inspired by the song “Feeling Myself “by Mac Dre. Most specifically by the song lyric” I'm out of this world, not your run of the mill'n”. There are not many people that embody the Michellesque persona. It takes time and experience to really understand what this word may actually mean.
that girl is so rude its funny. shes michellesque
by miichelle March 4, 2009
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Michellin-Tastic

Awesomeness to the extreme expressed by any person of the name michelle, while alluding to the Michellin Man.
Michelle's face is so michellin-tastic.
by Michelle Bardach October 11, 2006
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Mitchells Ass

A massive ass used in action flicks as a replace ment for a trampleline, also called the enourmous gay.

It is also a real live human ass and must shit so they strape a pot to the rim of the asshole to allieviate the shit. once full it is sucked into the asshole and digested

Support the movement to clean mitchells ass by raping it so the cum will clean it.
Damn mitchells ass is dirty lets rape dat shiz.
by ajdl;fjasl April 1, 2008
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MichellePhan

HOTTEST and most professional makeup/skin care Youtube guru ever. Always knows what she's talking about, has good taste in legally used music, doesn't babble on for too long, has a soothing voice, and is great to look at. Made her OWN skin care line instead of taking offers of companies who wanted to create the products for her.
MichellePhan taught me these makeup techniques, but sometimes I watch just because she's so hot.
by supppppdude July 31, 2009
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michellebranch

The Most Beautiful Singer in the world...and a beautiful voice as well!!! Talented Too!!!
by Damonstr15 October 8, 2006
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mitchel

Someone who has a different guy and hair colour for every day of the week

all in all bitch and whore
mitchel: oh my god... i dumped a guy for you and you still won't fuck me!

guy: you dumped me for another guy dumbass.... omg mitchel...
by blacky.chan July 5, 2010
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