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dog milf

Yo Kipperzz is hot as fuck, def a dog milf
by oop215 September 4, 2021
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Milt MILF

Basically a MILF but with more experience and sells her body at a cheaper rate than other hookers.

Cheaper to run , funner to bum give her a fiver and she will make you cum.
Kurt - "Hey, milt milf give us a ride!"
Milt - "Ok fiver, hop on"
Kurt - "YES!Sweet"
Tom - "Seconds please"
Milt - "£2.50 each, you can both ride me!"
by Rahj January 20, 2008
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Milf Tea

When things are getting hot in the bedroom with that kid from Xbox Live's mom, you dip your male features in and out of her mouth like a tea bag until she is completely steeped in your tea.
Man, I totally got some milf tea from Timmy's mom. Now where's my Xbox...
by JagLone November 17, 2017
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pre-milf

A heavily pregant woman who is hot. On the way to being a milf.
Look at that pre-milf. Once she pops she's gonna be a milf.
by Rideru October 26, 2010
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milf-jockey

A wide or dumb-looking person.
Homeless guy - "Hey."
Homeless chick - "What?"
Homeless guy - "You see that dude right there?"
Homeless chick - "Yeah."
Homeless guy - "That dude's a milf-jockey."
Homeless chick - "I want a divorce."
by jonormbar June 17, 2010
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Milf Chaser

Some Girls, Usually Bisexuals, Who Go After The Milf Race.

Sometimes Abbreviated M.C.
Dude Did You Hear About Angie? She's Such A Milf Chaser!
by Dr. Christopher Turk August 27, 2008
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G-milf

Sarah Palin is NOT a G-MILF.
Journey Johari IS a G-MILF.
Kim Kardashian is a MILF who will possibly be the hottest G-MILF of all time.
by KetchupWhisperer June 27, 2014
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