Matthew Wookey

The human equivalent to moto moto

Matthew Wookey likes them big and chunky

by Bensonsforbeds April 28, 2019

Colton Matthews

colton matthews is a fucking asshole douchebag who is really selfish and will lie to your face just to make things easier for him. He sucks at being a boyfriend, and i hope he never has a girlfriend again. worst decision of my life.

oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.

-" remember that guy that was a horrible kisser at that party?"
" ohh yea Colton Matthews"

-"remember that guy Colton Matthews?"
"oh yeah he is such a douche."

by coloradogirl123 January 08, 2012

Dirty Matthew

Getting on top of a tractor and fisting your ass so hard, that you penetrate yourself and give yourself a hemorrhoids.

I just a Dirty Matthew on my tractor.

by Warcrom123 April 20, 2020

Matthew Torres

A man who cares about others when the times is Necessary but has a dark side who doesnt give a fuck

Damm that girls has a FAT a-Matthew torres lol WTF

by lol12345678787 September 26, 2010

matthew o'neill

a man that causes uncontrollable sexual desire in attractive girls

attractive girl) damn i want matthew o'neill now

by yibuddy November 24, 2011

Matthew

Matthew is a kind of odd person. Once he likes he likes something he gets creepily obsessed and and never lets go. If you meet a man named Matthew you shud probobaly run.

Wow Matthew stop getting so obsessed giulia ur being such a Matthew.

by Mathew Sharpless December 15, 2018

Matthew

Matthew, a guy you will learn to love. He can come on as a jerk but eventually he finds his way into your heart. If you know a matthew get to know him, hes the funniest and sexisest guy you will ever meet. If hes your boyfriend dont ever let him go. Matthews go best with girls named: Brandy, Elle, Maya, Sara and Hannah. if a matthew likes you youll know its mostly obvious. IF YOU GET HIM HOLD ON TIGHT AND NEVER LET HIM GO!!!! matthews are good at sports and usally have very brown eyes and nice brown hair. Matthews are very very very good kissers and amazing at everything

Girl one: OMFG whos that guy hes so sexy
Girl two: umm have you not met him, thats matthew hes super funny and good at sports everyone loves him
Girl three: Is he single

Girl two: um no last time i checked hes dating Elle or Hannah

by Hejbxhdj March 10, 2018