14th of March

Steak and Blow Job Day

Hey darling, its the 14th of March, you know what that means :-)

by WMHGrun March 14, 2017

March 29

the literal most dumb intelligent person ever. like math smart but not life smart. anyone born on this day is like guaranteed lazy - the type of person to just not show up to work for no reason.

nah she’s born March 29 she ain’t showing up

by sassy snake October 28, 2019

marshall-johnson

To rail out a person on a bathroom sink across the hallway from your room. The door must stay unlocked, and you also have to walk past your room to get to the bathroom.

Wow, I totally marshall-johnsoned that girl yesterday evening and three people walked in. I could've used my room or locked the door but that's totally unrad.

by bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah October 1, 2009

march 26th

Slap your friends day!

its march 26th, time to (slap) away

by saltynpepper March 5, 2020

19th of march

19th of march is national beautiful person day. If you are born on the 19th of march then congratulations, you must be beautiful!

hey when is your birthday?
19th of march

wow lucky you! you really are beautiful

by unknown 123457 November 1, 2020

March 6

God’s favourite day

God: ‘K blads I know how I is gonna make this world a better place

Jesus: How daddy?? Hoooww???
God: Fam don’t interrupt my monologue! I is gonna create a day when legends are born and it shall be my favorite day.
Jesus: When will it beeeee????
God: Jesus Christ!!! I said shut up you backup dancer! It shall be March 6.

by Stormzyinnit November 2, 2019

27 march

it's the international day you fucked love no matter what you do where you are you can do it

It’s 27 march,yes

by astro.minajj March 22, 2021