Mahima

Sanskrit for “glory”; in my life, the calm astonishment, clear mind with kind mischief, who can turn a countertop into a small seminar on how hope gets cultured. Before stealing the last spoon of tiramisu, she makes delicious chai, fried rice, tofu, and every nanosecond memorable. In green she’s composed thunder, in orange she’s first light, and in every other color she’s the reason the color exists. Mahima's a rumored keeper of a gentle pet elephant, a capybara that slays, an angy octopus, and whatever other creature decides it belongs to her. She is very much in love with one David, whom she keeps upgrading from fine to fluent, on purpose and with care.

The elephant never forgot, the capybara posed, the octopus finally unclenched; I fell again—Mahima.
Sunrise tries its best, but Mahima still gets the credit.
Jealousy is just strangers realizing I get to say ‘my Mahima.’

by GothamBatcave October 4, 2025

Maikamaxxing

When someone you know makes a bad decision and insists on it, but they’re too nice to be that stubborn, but still insist.
Or when they take the most amount of time to do the least amount of work, yet somehow do well regardless.

Person 1: oh god this is so much work
Person 2: you’re making it more work than it is, quit Maikamaxxing..

by literallyTK June 26, 2025

Magma

Crunchma becomes smegma, which is then heat-treated to become magma.

Bro, my dick is on fire from this magma
Do you have any magma? I'm hungry

by CrunchMaster2009 June 26, 2025

Maia

Sick at giving blumkins.

“Have you seen Maia I heard she gives the best blumkins”

by Sigmaforeskinmaster July 3, 2025

Maianipulator

A Maianipulator is a narcissist who uses their identity to control and manipulate everyone around them. They’re known to advertise themselves and glorify themselves while also forcing political propaganda on people and attacking those who disagree.

“OMG! Malachi attacked me on instagram all because I said he should stop forcing his political beliefs on random people!”, “Man, what a Maianipulator”

by Bat loving fudge packer November 30, 2025

Joe-maika

Beautiful woman, gorgeous, sexy with a beautiful smile

Man look at that sexy girl..... that has to be Joe-maika!!!!

by theoneandonlytruth September 4, 2013

avrey macmaster

smart, awesome and intelligent god at sports

that avrey macmaster is funny

by realgod22 January 16, 2018