Mommy kins

When you relate to someone who is a mommy or acts like a mommy.
She's such a mommy kins

Ikr so hot
by AGayFuck May 25, 2021
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Mommy-board

A real word that shows the true colours of a person.

Fr tho what the fuck
Person 1- “Hey man how much was the mommy-board?- I mean Motherboard motherboard
Person 2-“What?”
Person 1-“What?”
by Kakaowo November 24, 2021
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Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what
Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017
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Mommy dick

When someone who is otherwise feminine and motherly gives the dick to someone else, usually lovingly but like a person trying to be a dom
Damn, you know that guy looks like he could totally mommy dick someone.
by Mistervarlet November 12, 2022
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Mommy milkers month

Mommy milkers month(MMM) is the month July. It’s a whole month where we appreciate tiddies, small or large.
Person 1: “it’s Mommy milkers month!”
Person 2: “really? We must appreciate boobies!”
by HalloDaarPersoon April 18, 2022
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Mommied

The Act of not being able to do anything/go anywhere without the presence of your girlfriend
Who’s mommied tonight?
by Reza305 May 03, 2019
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