by Evand3rrr March 25, 2021
by AGayFuck May 25, 2021
Person 1- “Hey man how much was the mommy-board?- I mean Motherboard motherboard”
Person 2-“What?”
Person 1-“What?”
Person 2-“What?”
Person 1-“What?”
by Kakaowo November 24, 2021
When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what
Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017
When someone who is otherwise feminine and motherly gives the dick to someone else, usually lovingly but like a person trying to be a dom
by Mistervarlet November 12, 2022
Mommy milkers month(MMM) is the month July. It’s a whole month where we appreciate tiddies, small or large.
by HalloDaarPersoon April 18, 2022
by Reza305 May 03, 2019