Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

Jathanality

The state or being, a concept is to which being a person named jathan

Him being a cowboy is apart of the Jathanality.

by ZoltarStealsSocks April 4, 2024

Joshane-blowjobs

This is a blowjob invented by Joshane Emmanuel Asis. it involves blowjobbing the joshane way.

Lets do this joshane-blowjobs!

by Joshane Emmanuel Asis April 10, 2024

Johanna

Johanna has the biggest gyaat known to history

Johanna has a big gyat

by Asianmaster64 May 3, 2024

johan

johan is a horrible name for an indian boy who probably checks out his shit after he's done with his business.

"Johan! Stop looking at your shit in the toilet! Flush it, wash your hands, and come out!"

by n i g g a #69420 May 14, 2024

Johan

Chinese chappri boy living in india

sells momo in day
takes dick in night

I like to eat from johan
I like to give to johan

by Dormanor June 5, 2024

Johannes

He is the rudest person ever. If you ever see him, run. Never bring your Fanta around him, he will steal it. If your name is Ava, never talk to him. If your name is Jack, he’ll have a crush on you, run. Stay away from a Johannes, unless he is in a calm mood (rare), he will be fine.

a) someone just stole my soda!
b) his name was definitely Johannes

by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025