jon

jon is a one of a kind guy. hes a daft cunt and can often fluent in malay. he has many talents! jon is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and the way he forgets takeaways are impressive. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a jon, keep him around.

"that guy looks like a jon"
"yeah weird how is son is asian"

by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024

jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017

jon ebling

The act of taking your friends used condoms and drinking the man milk you squeezed into it.

Did you see what Jon ebling did to dons used condom.

by Ligmaballs86 November 8, 2019

Jon

Jon is a person who is attractive and funny. Jon will also say sexual jokes and comments. They always care for the people around them. He cares for his girl and friends (practically family). He will go to the ends of the Earth if he truly cares about you.

I need a Jon in my life.

by Escantiawapa September 7, 2021

Jon

A Fatshit; Creator of The Gallage

That guy is HUGE, he must be a Jon

by Parzival1414 February 16, 2018

jon-luke

Jon-Luke A know it all who is a 4.0 and dose not care anymore he works in a nuclear lab

Jon-Luke is skipping again

by Ban_me_if_you_can November 20, 2019

jon

Just being in a constant state of jon.

Its jon for you to get a watch.
When jon gets joned by the jonster, jonning occuers with a side of jon and an overall joness of understanding jon.
i lost my virginity @jon

by Moisty McGee the Pregnancy Tre June 4, 2022