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Jon Dretto

That guy in the Telsa is driving like a total Jon Dretto - he keeps cutting everyone off.
by FrankieSanz June 17, 2022
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Jon

this is a name name just any name not a regular name but an awsome name and rare name fuck who ever insulted my name by saying it just a name.
hey jon looking real ocky today
by jersemty April 25, 2021
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Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 3, 2016
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Pickle Jon

The amazing pickle god that doesn’t mean anything it that you will worship for the rest of your life or top hat dog will come after you!
by CaptainRiceTree July 12, 2024
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Jon

Has a big penis and gets all the girls.
by awesomdude19191919191919191919 November 22, 2021
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jon

Our codeword for weed when we cant trust nobody
"Hey are you bringing jon to the party friday?"
by ouchmycookie January 26, 2017
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Jon

The world’s most okayest brother.
Might never come out of the game room.
Always eats all the food, but is a good cook and it makes up for it.
Boy scout extraordinaire.
“Jon took all the food to the game room, and ate it all.”
“He’s making dinner though, which makes up for it. He makes a mean salmon.”
by Notmyname523 December 20, 2020
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