Jonathan

A guy who wants you to stop by the lake.

Trevor: “I went to Memphis this weekend.”
Jonathan: “wtf. Why didn’t you stop by the lake?”

by Jonmeyer November 24, 2021

Jonathan

The greatest sister diddler known to man. If you have a sister Jonathan will find her and bed her.

You see Jonathan going out with Aaron sister now.

Another one? Ain’t he with Alejandro sister last week?

by GrandTemplarVigilant January 13, 2025

Jonathan Lipschutz

A very nice and well mannered man that know how to treat women right. A Jonathan Lipschutz knows how to be a true gentleman in every situation

Girl 1: he came shopping with me, got me matcha and waited for my uber to arrive.

Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!

by Maartjepardje July 13, 2025

Jonathan

Jonathan is man who has a 3 inch cock on hard

Omg girl did you know Jonathan has a small cock.. oooo I know girl his dick so small it’s like an ant oooo girl

by Jonathansmallcock February 9, 2020

Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy

Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly

by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021

Jonathan

THE GOD OF PUBG . FULL TIME TOP FRAGGER

Hey who is the top fragger ? its jonathan like always

Jonathan is scouts father

by d0gemonnnnnn December 20, 2021

Jonathan Stenson

Jonathan Stenson is fair. He is like a family gathering in a uncle. I pray to Stenson every night because “no cap” he listens to our prayers “per”. I love him and he loves us. He sent his first born son to die on top of a cross “T pose” not for the choir. We love Jonathan Stenson and he loves us. Amen

Not choir kid 1: Hey I’m sad and constipated

Not choir kid 2: prey to Jonathan Stenson

by Not a choir kid December 21, 2021