Jon

tired and depressed.

gg go next jon

by pseudonymflow November 22, 2021

jon

lets just say hes pwitty cwacked at fortine, also a big hit with the dordy sorts😉, he has a 2inch dick and likes his tummy being tiggled. btw hes gonna make prob 1mil a yr from his gold card (50% get it).
#loveislove
#gaypower
#dordy sorts come my way. @jonjw14

jon slays the night away

by no12345676543 February 27, 2024

jon

everyones fav dilf

“hey have you seen jon’s post on insta?”
“yes UGH hes such a dilf!!”

by jonfangirl March 2, 2024

Jon

Jon is when someone is being Jon. When the person is just so fucking annoying and stupid, jon.
Don’t be friends with jon people they can ruin your life.

Me: Omg bro look at what he/she posted

Friend: Ah this guy/girl, he’s/she’s just too jon chale

by Jon is taken so Jon August 19, 2020

Jon's dreams

Lots of murdering and sex.

I had Jon's dreams last night.

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014

jon favreauing

v) creating or saving one’s movie franchise.

ant: jjabramsing, kennedying
n) Jon Favreau: American film genius

Nerd 1: Are you going to watch the new Doctor Who?

Nerd 2: Are you going put an ice pick into your balls? That is one show that desperately needs some jon favreauing.

by Alex Franklin December 21, 2020

Jon

A weeb

Person 1: hey that guys a weeb
Person 2: yeah a total Jon

by Definitelyethan September 8, 2020