jenny

jenny can be quite funny in some circumstances and always gives you food. she has fab hair but her ego is abnormally large. she thinks that she is amazing in every way and funny and smart but in fact she is just an umpa loompa inside and out. finally, she is scarily short and will never become taller than 5’2

what are you getting jenny for her birthday?
maybe some stilts or extra high heels...
why?
because she is a tiny dwarf and can’t see a thing from the height she is at

by most defiantly May 29, 2020

jenny maquille

Lisa belongs on a pedi stall crafted by the gods!

Lisa my Jenny maquille

by anonymous September 15, 2020

mango jennies

Basic boring girl’s with a shitty attitude who think they are 9s when they are really 3s.

These mango jennies need to get peach slapped

by NewYorkPalmTrees March 13, 2020

Jenny

The most prettiest girl I’ve ever seen, the sparkles in her eyes just lit me everyday. Absolutely an amazing person who does everything perfect.

Truly wifey material.

HOLY MOLY I NEED A JENNY RIGHT NOW, I NEED A WIFE

by DefconsesObsession July 9, 2022

Check with Jenny

Justify your personal stance by consulting somebody close to you to check what the general consensus is for what was already a well-established notion and give you a perspective. Bonus points if it is your wife and you are the Prime Minister of Australia.

“Jenny and I spoke last night, and she said to me, ‘You have to think about this as a father first. What would you want to happen if it were our girls?’ – Jenny has a way of clarifying things, always has.”- Scott Morrison on his check with Jenny

by The Ladybug February 18, 2021