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shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.
Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about
by Harper_Here May 25, 2020
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circle shower

When you and a group of pals all need to take a shower, so you shower relay, circling in and out of the shower and taking turns for each step (shampooing, rinsing, etc.)
"Wow, we all need to shower tonight?? Anyone for a circle shower to save water?"
by Savvykc July 3, 2016
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shower snack

When you bring food into the shower with you because you know you will get hungry while you are in there
Forgot my shower snack in the shower again.

Really Greg? Again?
by CraftlyStrawberry February 15, 2017
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Shower Poodle

The mat of hair that collects on a shower drain.
Water was pooling up in the tub so I scooped the shower poodle out to let it drain.
by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012
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Shower Picnic

A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).
Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”

Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”

Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”
by Cloud Walking Brown Bear September 22, 2023
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Birthday Shower

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
by Sorrydino April 15, 2019
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jew shower

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.
Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.
by Caucasian Asian October 13, 2015
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