balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

Black Satin Sheets

Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.

See also 'sex sheets'

Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.

by The girl from the flats May 08, 2013

Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).

My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom

by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024

Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread

person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!

by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 03, 2022

Sheet Back

Noun, An insulting ethnic slur against ghosts and poltergeists. Originated from Seattle in 2011.

I have to move, my house is haunted by those damn sheet backs.

by GingerMan38 May 11, 2011

Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock

Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.

by tickl1sh May 29, 2014

sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

by ffffhsjwbnnnnnskjnnnsssjx nnnn March 04, 2023