can-job

A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.
I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!
by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021
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can get it

When a woman has such a high level of beauty that one could say she can get whatever she wants, as in "it", because she's so damn fine.
Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Rashida Jones, and Kate Upton all can get it.

Girls who bite their lower lip to be sexy can get it.
by Electric Juice June 16, 2011
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monkeyman in the can

A hairy grease man who sits on the jon while wet chunks silently slip out his butt cheeks. Usually seen sipping anus juice.
Artie lived in the toilet, where the Monkeyman in the can squatted his bare cheeks and released hot butt mud onto Artie's unsuspecting face.
by Monkey milfred September 10, 2006
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Canned Heat

The experience before farting. The location of a fart before evacuating the anus. The passing of gas.
Careful! I just released some Canned Heat.
Wow, who just opened the Canned Heat in here.
I gotta hit the john and crack open this Canned Heat I got goin on.

by Busta Cherries August 07, 2008
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i can

There is no way i can let you go
by Krkič July 07, 2020
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Emma Canning

The inhabitants of Earth rarely see such a graceful beauty. She is known to entertain the gods with her grace, beauty and eloquence. With those lovely soft brown eyes of her she could make a shark hearts melt like butter. Those in the company of her often at times feel at peace and most of all feel loved.
by mf- November 03, 2009
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Beans in a can

When a guy sticks his balls in a females ass
She enjoyed thats beans in a can
by BIG BEANER November 02, 2006
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