Village Idiot

A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime.

Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions. The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of Bhutan.

The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.

Three village idiots please barman

by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010

idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out

your such an idiotic bean

by mnbjkl January 20, 2021

little idiot

A fun term describe kids about 5 or below that for the ways they can act, fall, or just generally find happiness in the smallest of childhood pleasures.

Can’t wait to have a bunch of my own little idiots running around one day

by A soon to be father September 20, 2020

Idiot dumb

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.

"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"

by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009

idiot badge

A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.

I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.

by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009

You Are An Idiot

A pop up virus including 3 smiley faces with a text written in times new roman saying "You are an idiot!" with a small exclamation point. If you allow pop ups, 6 windows spawn they will bounce all around your screen, closing will cause to spawn even more windows. Using the Alt+F4 key just spawns an error message saying you are an idiot!
This is called a virus, but it is not since it is based in JS code.

I just went on You Are An Idiot and got my computer damaged that i had to restart it.

by dswqsa895 January 8, 2023

following the idiot

When someone doesn't think for themself.

I told him don't follow the idiot when he tried to implement the new process and his only reason was because he was told that process from someone else. Otherwise you are following the idiot.

by @dontfollowidiot January 4, 2014