What most people have a toally distorted view of due to being brainwashed by the government and indoctrinated in the government ran public school system.
Enlightened , rationalist/free-thinking , deists , darwinists , philosophers , mystics , occultists , pagans have really fuckered up history and presented utter bullshit in place of actual history and have indoctrinated people into believing lies and horseshit in their shitty public schools.
Those behind such wonderful groups as the KKK and the Nazis and the Manson Family have indoctrinated you.
Those behind such wonderful groups as the KKK and the Nazis and the Manson Family have indoctrinated you.
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The most depraved and disgusting things that could possibly be imagined. Illegal in 98% of the world's country's, it involves Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, the Stanley Cup, and Stephen Colbert. Large quantities of bodily fluids and all orafaces are mutually involved, as well as small children, puppy dogs, farmyard animals, and a thing called Necroleprosy.
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