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What most people have a toally distorted view of due to being brainwashed by the government and indoctrinated in the government ran public school system.
Enlightened , rationalist/free-thinking , deists , darwinists , philosophers , mystics , occultists , pagans have really fuckered up history and presented utter bullshit in place of actual history and have indoctrinated people into believing lies and horseshit in their shitty public schools.

Those behind such wonderful groups as the KKK and the Nazis and the Manson Family have indoctrinated you.
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Canada's History

A sexual act preformed atop a moose. The woman inserts a moose antler into her vagina, while a man, using maple syrup as lubricant, preforms anal sex upon her anus. The moose balances on the Stanley Cup during Canada's History.
Girl: "My vag is now 2 feet deep and my anus is sticky from preforming Canada's History.
by pleased Canadian February 4, 2010
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The most depraved and disgusting things that could possibly be imagined. Illegal in 98% of the world's country's, it involves Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, the Stanley Cup, and Stephen Colbert. Large quantities of bodily fluids and all orafaces are mutually involved, as well as small children, puppy dogs, farmyard animals, and a thing called Necroleprosy.
A guy walks into a Talent Agent's office and says "Me and my family have a wonderful act." The talent agent says, "What do you do?" to which he replies "We tell Canada's History." "Great, but what do you call yourselves?" The man replies, "The Aristocrats!"
by ColbertBump601 February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of dipping your stationary office pen in maple syrup, deep frying it, and wrapping it in the Canadian flag, then pushing it up your ass oriented orifice with your tongue, while rubbing maple syrup into your chest and pubic hair.
Oh man, yesterday I got paid 50 bucks by some American fat guy to do Canada's History with him. It had to be the most knowledgeable experience in my life.
by Shoomkin February 5, 2010
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history maker

A REALLY GAY SONG ABOUT A REALLY GAY ANIME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY
person:so your an history maker
by YURIOPLISETSKY September 26, 2018
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canada's history

to cover a womans asshole in maple syrup, and after ejaculating into her face and mouth, knocking her tooth out with a hockey stick
OMG!!! she's a total slut if u gave her canada's history.
by brood5 February 4, 2010
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canada's history

an interesting fact of canada is it is the home of the only living decendants of chuck norris and all are born with enormous trouser snakes that look strangely similar to a stack of 12 beer cans and are known for their sexual act the "canada's history" that has been made illegal by all those prudes in the USA because it has known to cause blindness to everyone in a 100 mile radius
i feel so dirty after experiencing canada's history for the first time
by canadaisawesome February 5, 2010
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