horse and rider

When a thin pretty girl travels around with or socializes with a fat ugly girl.

"Check out that horse and rider going into the club across the street"

by DoorGuy June 11, 2004

horse fucking

the act of sexual intercourse in such an extreme and brutal manner that it is reminiscent of the shameless, horrible, bucking, snorting, hair pulling, biting style in which equines mate.

Ned: Hey dude, did ya get laid?
Ed: Due, I was horse fucking that bitch til she was ripped apart, screaming in agony, and still begging for more. I don't make love, my dorky friend, I horse fuck 'em.

by afterbirtha September 3, 2009

fag horse

someone who enjoys drawing and other arts and crafts but is a complete homosexual and acts like an asshole

(J Ho) John is such a fucking fag horse. man id really like to get drunk and hit that guy with a chair

by The J Ho December 25, 2007

Mr. Horse

One of the great politicians, phsychiartrists, war veterans, Infomercial volenteers, and altogether a great American icon.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. No sir.. I don't like it..

-Mr. Horse

by Ytsejam September 6, 2008

horse porn

porn that involves horses

jessie henry loves to go home everyday and crank one to some gold old horse porn :x

by hahahahha GLSD hates you April 26, 2010

Three Horses

adj: To get figuratively raped so badly that it is as if three horses shoved their large meat into three orifice's of your body and ripped you into pieces.

Tom: What did you think of the quiz yesterday?
Sarah: It was three horses bad.

by I HATE SCHOOL March 23, 2008

Retarded Horse

A two legged retarded animal.

A chicken-like animal but retarded. Retarded horse that is it.

by Retarded Horse Lover January 1, 2012