by swiggalicious June 05, 2009
When you are having doggy style sex and you stick your index finger into your partners ass, then thrusting your poop stained finger into your partners nose and hooking it at an angle, the pulling back screaming "Whos The Baldwin Now Bitch!!"
"My girlfriend was being a bitch all day. When we got drunk later that night, I stuck my finger in her ass while i was ounding her and pulled a "Rusty Hook" on her! Afterwords to finish eairlyer fight I screamed my victory call, "WHOS THE BALDWIN NOW BITCH!?"
by Flyingpenguin February 07, 2008
The act of fingering a girl. The curved finger looks like a hook and the Batcave, is, well, you know. Where all good schlongs hope to go one day.
by BatmanLikesHooks September 12, 2009
When you decide to take the monster shit you've been holding back all day but because of the immense pleasure of the shit exiting your butt cheeks you get a hard on. The head of the penis becomes trapped beneath the rim of the toilet acting as a hook.
by xvortim January 02, 2018
According to Moe's laws of physics, "hooking up" is the act of having a conversation with the opposite sex.
by pimp October 06, 2004
A sexually aggressive act of foreplay or haptosis, popularized by Brazilian men at Carnivale; in which a man hooks his finger up a womans skirt to stimulate her pussy.
by Robertino October 16, 2005
1. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching and insnaring fish.
2. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching someone's testicles.
2. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching someone's testicles.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003