Satan's crash helmet

Slag for the glans (the tip of the penis).

You have a mighty Satan's crash helmet .
P.s I love you Megan
penisglansdickcock

by joewpu July 22, 2010

Nice Bike, Shitty Helmet.

When you know or see a woman who has a great body, but an ugly face.
Similar to a Butter face.

Wow, would you look at that ass, I could seriously do... Ugh... Nice bike, shitty helmet.

by The Machine January 12, 2010

Brown Helmet

What you need when your head is too far up your ass.

My brother needs to get a brown helmet to hit on chicks.

by Dani January 14, 2004

dark helmet

After having some hot booty sex, you pull it out and you have some stains.

After having an orgy with ESR, Linus Torvalds, and Richard M Stallman, everyone had a nice brown, dark helmet.

by Slashdot November 23, 2004

helmeted

Synonymous with tramped.

Drunk.

"Are we gonner get helmeted tonight?"
"Yeah!!!!!!!"

by defiti May 26, 2006

Helmet

I have never found one person in real life who was a fan of their music.

Helmet were only moderately interesting from Strap It On to Meantime. But when the third album Betty was dropped they really started to suck. They are mediocre at best. I’m sorry but Mr. Page Hamilton really isn’t that good. He should go back to playing Jazz, because rock/metal is clearly not his thing.

Even my dad hates Helmet. I showed him a song once and he said “yeah, you can turn that crap off”. He finds them very dry and monotonous. I only liked their rhythm and groove. But Page is a bad songwriter.

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

fudge helmet

A cranial protective device into which a load of feces has been inserted.

Tom wouldn't stop towel snapping me in the locker room so I gifted him a fudge helmet.

by thewetyeti October 13, 2009