by ya mum69 November 01, 2013
An adolescent boy whom has just discoverd masterbation.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.
Mom: I wish our son wasnt a sock fucker.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.
by Walter Fishington September 23, 2010
by does it hurt when i push my fat cock in your tiny August 06, 2003
by Glenn Griffiths August 21, 2006
This is a female who has sex with guys who are funny. Like comedians, comedic actors, and/or improvers.
We went to that comedy club and my sister slept with the comedian . . . again.
What a chuckle fucker!
What a chuckle fucker!
by VirgCo June 10, 2011
One who engages in fucking cows; a person (usually a male) screwing a cow.
OR:
'Cow fucker', used as an insult from one person to another. (Sometimes from one person to an animal, or maybe even from a person to a non-living thing/object)
OR:
'Cow fucker', used as an insult from one person to another. (Sometimes from one person to an animal, or maybe even from a person to a non-living thing/object)
"Man, he's so a cow fucker, I saw him on Saturday up at the barn!"
OR:
"Leave me alone, you cow fucker!"
OR:
"Leave me alone, you cow fucker!"
by ConorLove247 October 24, 2008