My wife has one sexy mother, so sexy in fact that I just had to fuck her. Afterwards I fucked my wife and compared the two.
Wasn't much in it, even their tits are alike, I guess I'm just one mean ass mother in law fucker!
Someone who ardently and incomprehensibly wears Converse shoes because he or she believes it to be cool. This behavior is seen most predominantly in the Emo subculture, hence the term "Chuck Fucker" becoming synomonous with "Emo Kid".
"Man, when did Norris start wearing those faggy shoes?"
"I don't know man, what a chuck fucker!"
"That chuck fucking Norris!"