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Float me a Franklin

Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.
“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface
by exuberantshrimpking February 24, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Carmel Catholic High School - CDN & Erica Franklin

So let’s talk more abt Carmel, hey I’m new here or wtv but let’s talk… so Eric Franklin a “librarian and CDN Director” he is so fucking ugly and stupid, he literally talks shit with his favorite students AJ Escamilla and Mark fisher lmao, but he’s so weird and thinks he’s the shirt he’s a dictator and tells everyone what to do, but who would listen to a bitch who can’t have a good haircut… he’s apparently married but who would marry that, but he talks so much shit behind people’s back but won’t say shit to our face.. then he so demanding like we don’t have lived and h has no reason to have this he’s basically pointless I can do CDN by my damn self! Then the stupid ass freshman he brought into the school are too fucking slow to do OBS like OBS is so fucking easy but Eric also is a bully he said so much shit to students that regular teachers would be fired, but yes he needs help mentally so yall should help him… P.S. - BHC
by BedazzledHaterClub February 24, 2025
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the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare

The bodies are getting colder.
we are in the walls frank, don't act like you cant hear us.
we haven't forgotten you yet.
frank:What is that awful noise in the walls
the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare:We feast on your life force franklin...
by fiilo November 5, 2021
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