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Farfja foobia

A person who is scared of someone touching their feet.
Inimene kellele ei meeldi, et keegi ta varbaid katsub.

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Mul on Farbja Foobia
Ära katsu mu varbaid mul on farfja foobia.
by Grilakonks February 24, 2026
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Male Follicle Sensitivity

Here’s a witty and humorous definition for "Male Follicle Sensitivity" for Urban Dictionary:

Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun

A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.

Common causes include:

Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.

A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.

The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.

The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)

Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
John and his wife often become frustrated with each other because of his Male Follicle Sensitivity. She says John never lets her finish and it wouldn't hurt so bad if he didn't make her pull out too soon.
by R2u2 March 29, 2025
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Big Fat Foodie

A person, who actually lives for food. S/he has a cute tummy to fill with food, also an awesome taste bud to eat everything. S/he holds a distinctive attitude while showcasing her/his passion for food.
Person 1: what kind of food do you like?
Person 2: oh buddy! I am just a big fat foodie.
by Biga123 November 23, 2021
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soobin from txt's nickname
moa: did you see soobie boobie foobie toobie roobie's live?
normal person: wtf
by hyukasgf May 19, 2024
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