When you intend to go for a shower and end up spending three hours taking a shit and doomscrolling instagram reels. In the end you don’t even have a shower.
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Feddies (plural noun, slang)
Feddie (noun, singular)
The militarized federal agencies of the United States (e.g., FBI, ATF, ICE, CBP, DEA) that conduct armed operations within America's domestic borders.
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These agencies, as seen in South Shore, Chicago among other cities, operate in tandem as a single, occupying domestic army; in their roles as an invading force that terrorized and abducted US citizens, violated constitutional rights as a matter of course, and has been documented repeatedly lying in court.
Feddie (noun, singular)
The militarized federal agencies of the United States (e.g., FBI, ATF, ICE, CBP, DEA) that conduct armed operations within America's domestic borders.
Context:
These agencies, as seen in South Shore, Chicago among other cities, operate in tandem as a single, occupying domestic army; in their roles as an invading force that terrorized and abducted US citizens, violated constitutional rights as a matter of course, and has been documented repeatedly lying in court.
When the Feddies showed up in their armored vehicles to arrest a blogger for 'terrorism,' we knew it had begun.
The raid was a joint operation between the local prolice and the Feddies, they should be picking up all these empty milk jugs.
They had lied to the judge so many times, she admitted to having had an incredibly difficult time believing anything that came out of that feddie's mouth.
The raid was a joint operation between the local prolice and the Feddies, they should be picking up all these empty milk jugs.
They had lied to the judge so many times, she admitted to having had an incredibly difficult time believing anything that came out of that feddie's mouth.
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Get the Freddie Willing it mug.A person who is being delightfully stupid, gloriously clueless, or confidently wrong in a way that’s more funny than upsetting. A fliddermyte isn’t malicious; they’re just having a temporary brain-flatline moment, and everyone gets to laugh about it, including them. Used affectionately to call out daft behaviour without actual malice.
Totally made up word that sounds like it crawled out of a cartoon and decided to roast people politely.
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Totally made up word that sounds like it crawled out of a cartoon and decided to roast people politely.
Copyright Robert Hughes
“Mate… you tried to fix the car with a spoon. Stop being a fliddermyte.”
“She texted her ex and forgot to hit send. Absolute fliddermyte behaviour.”
“I love him, but he’s a lovable fliddermyte sometimes.”
“She texted her ex and forgot to hit send. Absolute fliddermyte behaviour.”
“I love him, but he’s a lovable fliddermyte sometimes.”
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