Dinkle Fairy 

An obnoxious/stupid person.

Spongebob is a Dinkle Fairy.

Dinkle Fairy by Alexis H October 21, 2011

Facebook Fairy Dust 

The act of marking one's significant other on Facebook through cute, flirty comments and a plethora of likes, so as to make evident to others that there is a relationship in existence. Akin to a dog peeing on a tree, this is a person fairy dusting another.

Synonymous with Twitter Glitter, the same technique but used on Twitter.

A riff on the "glitter" technique some women use to physically mark men with glitter (wear glittery cosmetics, hug/kiss, it rubs off on him, and if he shows up to another woman--she knows there's another woman already in his life).

Jim has really Facebook Fairy Dusted Kelly in the last few weeks by commenting on and liking every single post she's made.

Facebook Fairy Dust by LibrarianInBlack March 12, 2012

douche-fairy 

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.

guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.

douche-fairy by bittereagle March 6, 2010

rain fairy 

a woman whose boots get soaked and turned squishy and sloshy during a rainy day. She is said to be klutzy and short. Rain fairies usually whine about how their shoes got wet from the rain yet they still love the rainy weather. Rain fairies might also whine about their difunctional umbrellas.

Rain fairy: "Ugh! My shoes are wet from the rain.~ Why did i choose to wear these shoes!"
Unknown Speaker: "You rain fairy."

rain fairy by The Half-Eaten Cookie April 5, 2010

mulch fairy 

A fairy that comes in the middle of the night and spreads mulch on your flowerbeds so you don't have to.

The mulch fairy came last night and made my yard look awesome!

mulch fairy by BrookieF August 4, 2010

sphincter fairy 

A Mystical being known to come from the anal realm; see also - Ass Fairy

One night i awoke from a deep sleep and found a disgusting creature with wings flying around my bed, when it realized i was looking at it, it then vanished into my naked rear end. it obviously was a sphincter fairy.

sphincter fairy by Niggerlipped turdburglin' guy July 29, 2011

finger fairy 

When you are drifting in a nice sleep with your partner and get a nice tickle in the night

After a long day on mammoth slopes to get plowed by the finger fairy to a nice happy ending

finger fairy by Vesperalpig September 24, 2016