Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.

John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.

by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011

monotone face

when your face is totally devoid of emotion, usually after someone has made a lame joke

Scarlett didnt think Dads joke was funny so she showed him her monotone face

by Kittsy December 18, 2012

Shawn Faced

Being highly intoxicated on opiates, nodding, and having a very sleepy look on your face. half shut eyes, and a slack jaw is common.

After I did all that oxycodone last night, I was completely Shawn faced.

by DjQurt September 29, 2010

kissy face

A face girls make when their picture is taken. Involves pursing the lips and sometimes tilting the head up. They think it makes them look sexy.

All the girls on mySpace are making a kissy face.

by Bennethon February 4, 2008

face plant

Involving sports such as skateboarding, or bike riding, or any other sport for that matter, and you fall, and land directly on your face.

That was a nice face plant when your bike hit that mud spot.

by Klepto May 20, 2003

yo face

the ultimate comeback of Davie Fizzle; can be used in any situation and in any context; has no definate meaning or place in the english language; most effective when said in the "cartman" character voice.

Q: "What are we doing tonight?"
A: "YO FACE"
Q: "What's that caught in the garbage disposal?"
A: "YO FACE"

by Tab March 4, 2005

face off

Having an intense conversation with some on facebook;
When you argue with someone on facebook

Last night i was having a really heated face off with Ashley.

by MarvelosityReigns October 26, 2009