Electronics are perianal abscesses...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Electronics are perianal abscesses...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

electrostatic force of attraction

some nerd ahh shi

Ions that have Ionic bonds are held together by their electrostatic force of attraction.

by ignoramamus February 20, 2025

Electronic drawing board

a technologial version of whiteboard, better cuz theres a button you can tap to erase the drawing, u dont need to waste markers

i just got the electronic drawing board just today! its better

by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 11, 2025

Electronic AIDS

Another name for Celiac disease--an inappropriate auto-immune response to gluten.

Oh man, my mom got diagnosed with electronic AIDS and now I'm not allowed to keep bread in the house!

by Wankeronfireweasel April 14, 2025

Electionsplaining

A condescending rhetorical move where someone explains political outcomes to others—often from a position of assumed expertise or outsider status—as if election results were simple, obvious, and conclusive. "Let me explain why your side lost" becomes a way of dismissing opposition views without engagement. The term plays on "mansplaining" but applies to electoral analysis: the assumption that election results are transparent, that losers just don't get it, and that the explainer's interpretation is obviously correct. Electionsplaining uses electoral outcomes as a cudgel to silence dissent.

"After the election, he spent an hour explaining why my views are irrelevant because 'the people have spoken.' That's Electionsplaining—using electoral outcomes to dismiss, not to understand. Election results are complex; they require interpretation, not condescension. Electionsplaining is what happens when winning becomes wisdom and explaining becomes silencing."

by Abzugal February 28, 2026

Electroscurvy

Used to define Malware, usually used when someone gets malware from pirating software.

Nathan: Dude, check out this free download for Schedule 1!
Peter: Nah bro, that shit gave me electroscurvy.

by fajay May 31, 2025

ElectroShock

Definition:
A person initiated into shamanic tradition who can channel Universal Energy.

Use in Sentence:
1. I was able to tell the Tibetan monk is an ElectroShock, because of the jolt of electricity I felt when he shook my hand.

by IronMikey August 23, 2025