One Eyed Angry Dolphin

When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.

Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World

by I Love French Class May 14, 2009

3-eyed turtle

A highly unachievable sexual position. One that has never been done before.

Q: Did they do the 3-eyed turtle?

A: Shit Dawg! That bitch didn't get nuttin'

by Chedder Cheese December 5, 2003

flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated

"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister

by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019

Angry one-eyed pirate

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

one eyed wonder worm

The male genatalia, a penis

Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!

by bluzcrazy May 5, 2006

polishing the one eyed gopher

To masterbate while driving

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006

one eyed python of love

another name for a penis

I slipped her the one eyed python of love last night.

by gary shepard September 1, 2009