by penismannen69 February 19, 2024
Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.
by Teddie Eddie November 25, 2021
by chicken necker March 11, 2014
When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.
by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024
by Fuckminot November 22, 2023
An amazing youtuber who likes to make very entertaining videos, he likes to get analed by his daddy abdul and suck his big titties.
by طيزي كبير October 27, 2021
When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.
Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie
by MinivanMafiaMan January 18, 2022