Fake Devil

when your girlfriend says she use to be freaky so now you can’t do anything hot or freaky with her cause she doesn’t like it anymore

Friend: how’s you and your girlfriend?
Me: she’s a told me she’s a fake devil so now i’m breaking up with her

by goatfucker November 11, 2019

devil drops

spermatozoa, 'come', goo, 'hot drops' (e.t.c.) reproductive effluent discharged by the male. (often intertwined with feeble or non-existent logic) release of 'political prisoners' encapsulated by two round spheres encapsulated in a 'sack'.

known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!

she wouldn't 'let him off', so he went home frustrated!, somewhat later he had devil drops leaping out of his 'crank'!!

she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!

devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!

the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!

by michael foolsley May 12, 2014

devils tango

Tango made by the devil himself.

i tried devils tango today!it tasted wicked!

by iamtheone234 August 5, 2023

autistic devil

a soul that progressively enslaves humanity with absolutely zero conscious

ive heard of selling your soul ÷
with that being said yall must have split @ the big bang to become SCOTUS
# autistic devil

by get@meinspace October 6, 2018

Devil’s bidet

Water that splashes up onto your legs and, occasionally, into your anus when dropping a turd into a toilet.

“Hey man, you’ve got a wet spot on the back of your leg.”

“Devil’s bidet must have hit me.”

by Chase Fisher June 15, 2018

devil's buttfuck

(n.) an insult given to the annoying person trying to play devil's advocate.

"Quit playing devil's buttfuck, you fucking whore!"

"Hey Larry, why are you being so combative?"
"I'm just trying to be devil's advocate."
"You mean DEVIL'S BUTTFUCK, you fucking whore?"

by firstnamesal March 4, 2015

devil headed

A facet of reality that is of when you get so high your eyes are blood shot red.

I got so devilheaded at the Jebels

by Adel May 15, 2005