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Detroit Eggs Benedict

When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!
Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.
by TJO - DP January 16, 2025
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Detroit Mudsucker

When your wife pulls her penis out of your ass and makes you suck it clean.
Friend "How was your night?"

Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"
by Stinky Finger69 March 5, 2025
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Detroit River Jellyfish

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.
by bad boy billy November 14, 2017
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detroit muskrat

The detroit muskrat is a retired hood rat with multiple baby daddies. You can usually find her on social media bashing black men because she failed at camping
Yo that detroit muskrat is crying on facebook again
by Yomommablack March 19, 2017
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detroit hoist

The process of lifting another person using their lower genitals as an anchor point. Usually to remove them from the premises, esp. if they are already naked.
"This bitch refused to leave, so I had to Detroit hoist her out out of bed and out the door."
by Asdf Asdfovich August 21, 2017
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Detroit Muscle

The anal sphincter.
The ring of muscle surrounding the anus, that allows it to open and close.
Ted likes to have a fist rammed up his Detroit Muscle.
by Dick Gosinyah July 17, 2022
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Detroit

It’s just like the jungle full of only monkeys
by Realsh!!! April 9, 2024
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