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An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
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An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
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An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
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noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
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