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Crusty Memes

Are older memes that are not funny anymore. Theses memes are usually used by people very new in meme viewing and have seen older memes and thought they were funny.
Look at all these crusty memes
by Bman111 April 25, 2017
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Crusty Slug

The trail left by cum that was not fully wiped up
Ew what is on your skin? Oh thats just the crusty slug, I didn't shower after last night.
by threepotatoes December 4, 2016
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Crusty Coat

A coat covered in grease,pizza sauce,milk,and other substances which have been hardened and formed a crust like surface on the coat.
Look at that kid,He's got a Crusty Coat!
by HotStickyPillow May 9, 2018
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crusty taylor

when you stick a metal rod up your penis hole until you can see it out of your ass hole.
so you just gave yourself a crusty taylor last night?
by tee wellshie October 22, 2008
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Crusty Pussy

A crusty pussy has many meanings, most commonly it is a term for someone who is petty and jealous of things one cannot posses.
"That girl, Katie, is such a crusty pussy"
by Myrtletheeducatedturtle May 15, 2017
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Chapped lip crusty

Alex - Racism is chapped lip crusty

Flower- Bet
Bones- Facts
by Kyokochan March 19, 2021
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Crusty Eisenhower

When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo
ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.
by SnacPakboy69 April 25, 2012
mugGet the Crusty Eisenhowermug.

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