couple squad

a couple squad is when you and your friends couples go to the cinema come back and have a cluster fuck after that they swap couples and keep doing this process until they end up with their desired couple

mum there was a amazing couple squad today

by oafandahalf June 22, 2016

straight gay couple

A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.

That ship is such a straight gay couple.

by seais4cookie October 31, 2023

Digital Couple

When a short and fat guy marries a thin and tall girl or vice versa, then they can be called a digital couple. Coz, when they stand together they resemble a 1 and 0.

Ramesh : Hey did you meet Carla and Sam?
Eric : No, I could not. I want to though..
Ramesh : They are a true digital couples. Try to make it next time.

by scamafia February 23, 2011

Mixed Race Couples

The 2021 UK Census recorded that 2.7% of the UK population identified as being in a mixed race relationship. Further recent surveys have suggested that interracial couples make up 7% of relationships in England and Wales. However conversely, in "TV land" or more accurately television advertisements, 90% of the couples appearing in adverts appear to be in mixed race relationships.

I don't know what's going on, but I think there's something wrong with my new TV, every advert has mixed race couples in it. I tried adjusting the horizontal and vertical hold, but that didn't make any difference! So I phoned Curry's to complain, they said "not us, mate, you want the Advertising Standards Authority".

by Wasitpolad October 14, 2024

Couple Buddy

To me ig its like friends with benifits but way more closer igg😂 like you act like a couple but you aint you just need someone to be with ig

She is my couple buddy.

by Une September 12, 2019

comfort couple wednesday

either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date

"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"

by Spurpy April 29, 2021

lovely dovey couple

that one couple who talking to people in the "uwu baby voice" to each other and says things like "bawy i miss you so much i need cuddles uwu" and its really weird

person a: "oh my gosh Johnathan and his gf were being such a lovely dovey couple"
person b: "omg ew"

by a boop a coop a doop a roop May 2, 2021