country urinal

Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch

damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.

by masta dragon red April 18, 2010

Free country

If your country is not a free country in a pandemic, it's not really an entirely free country, you're just being told it is a free country by the entity that controls your country.

Telling people they live in a free country is a good way to get them to comply with an agenda and turn them into obedient puppets. Nothing is free, you have to fight to get something. Compromise is a good way to lose who you are and any sense of rights that you have (in reality you have none).

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

country kid

sam

sam is a country kid :D

by sam the farmer June 19, 2021

country chili

To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.
To be discharged forcefully and abundantly; spew or gush.

Wow! He really served up a helping of country chili!

by Z-Dog April 9, 2004

default country

The phenomenon of online communities, where most people think that everyone comes from one country. Or do not know about the existence of other countries due to ignorance or lack of education.

Same as default city, but at larger scale.

-Where I can find a decent gardening shop?
-I know one in Austin
Australian-Where in the world is Austin? Is it far from Melbourne?

-In default country

by dildo777 February 6, 2021

Country Steamer

You're enjoying the great outdoors, miles away from anything resembling a toilet and then it hits you, you NEED to take a massive dump.

You quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming turd. It stinks, you feel much better.

I really need a turd, I'm gonna have to take a country steamer

by superjustin July 7, 2010

town and country

the gay sixty-nine

"...it was a total disaster. I forgot my wallet, so i circled back to the apartment and accidentally walked in on Jorge and Slippery Pete in the town and country.

by the deputy mayor March 14, 2008