Cotton Candy

The act in which one cups his or her fart, cup cake , and then hits someone nearby in the eye, resulting in a black eye, and pink eye. The blue from the black eye, and the pink from the eye infection, creates a nice color combination that is commonly found in cotton candy.

I am very gassy tonight, so I will be dishing out lots of cotton candy.

by MasonYeBoi May 29, 2018

Ethan Cotton

An extremely sexy man
also known as MR SWARVE

Ethan Cotton just fucked ur mum

by The sneaky manz January 30, 2022

Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.

"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"

by ZORG April 5, 2015

Cotton headed ninnymuggin

A lazy individual who can’t pull their own weight. Calling someone a cotton headed ninnymuggin is the equivalent of calling a blacks person a Nigger.

Which one of you cotton headed ninnymuggins smoked my last pack of newports and drank my malt liquor. I’ll bust a cap in your cotton headed ninnymuggin ass when I find you

by White Christmas May 13, 2022

William Cotton

A boy who loves Chevys and falling out of chairs chairs

William Cotton just drove up in his Chevy that he loves

by Aubreyejxd May 18, 2021

Cotton Candy

Used when something is really sweet, cute and wholesome. Generally makes you feel good inside.

“Have you seen that new cartoon ? It’s really cotton candy”

by Jvepvrk February 18, 2020

Cotton Capital

Family or institutional wealth, tainted by and largely attributable to the labor and production of enslaved peoples.

Think plantations: cotton, sugar cane, coffee, tea, cocoa, rubber, bananas, etc.

That family may have lots of "old money", but it's "cotton capital"!

by NeedleTurn August 18, 2024