bootcut cooter

A bootcut cooter is a well worn in/not gently used vagina. Considered to be very wide, loose, falling out of the body like a roast beef sandwich on a hot summers asphalt.
Did you hear what they say about her? They all say she has a bootcut cooter. She could go to Arby’s and they’d ask her to open her own restaurant with that bootcut cooter.
by Wildchild*69 November 28, 2024
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bootcut cooter

A bootcut cooter is a well worn in/not gently used vagina. Considered to be very wide, loose, falling out of the body like a roast beef sandwich on a hot summers asphalt.
Did you hear what they say about her? They all say she has a bootcut cooter. She could go to Arby’s and they’d ask her to open her own restaurant with that bootcut cooter.
by Wildchild*69 November 28, 2024
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Boot cut cooter

A boot cut cooter is when she’s ran thru and she isn’t tight only wider . Just like boot cut
Rebecca says: Drinking ain’t cute.

Johnny says: neither is that boot cut cooter you got honey stfu
by BigCoochieDestroyer November 24, 2024
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custodian cooter

When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.
Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?
by Solegasm April 07, 2024
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cooter sandwhich

A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.
"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."
by Chickendang June 16, 2017
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cooter queefer

a cooter queefer is a person who queefs in their cooter.
person a: damn you got a sweet cooter queefer
person b: thank you, you too!
by i am inside your cooter May 12, 2023
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cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."
I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!
by Buck Kackey August 18, 2020
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