peyton cooper

this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.

everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper

me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?

by thatspicything April 24, 2019

Cooper's Cream

Pour hiv positive nut into a fresh bottle of whole milk and you will have cooper's cream

Man, this cooper's cream is delicious!

by Bdjeuebdhh77784 January 24, 2021

Frances cooper

fran is the coolest amte, lives on oughtibridge in worcester.. lol.

wow, i love frans coat.

by he he January 07, 2005

Pull a Cooper

To dig for the gold in your nostrils and gracefully speckle boogers on the spout of a public water fountain at school, and then completely engulf the spout with your mouth and drink the water and eat the boogers simultaneously.

Bobby: Hey did you see Janice Pull a Cooper earlier?
Jack: Yeah it was so gross!!!

by YourMomLovesABartender September 05, 2021

Cooper Kupp

Someone with a lot of grit, who plays the game the right way, is sneaky athletic, and has a high football iq.

Did you see Brad out there? He is Cooper Kupp.

by Getprankedkid September 22, 2022

Mr. Cooper

tall math teacher big beard. looks bad w/o one
slightly unhinged and bipolar
married

big football guy

overall, cool math guy

Guy “yo it’s Mr. Cooper!”
C-dawg “don’t call me that.”

by blerrrrp June 17, 2022

Mr. Cooper

a nice ass mf teacher that gives assignments on convenient dates and makes homework due three days later

Good thing Mr. Cooper assigns CK12 on Friday and makes it due Monday at 11:59 PM, I wanna spend my weekend

by nugget_ October 26, 2020