cold reader

he who predorms <word>cold reading</word>

John Edwards is a very good cold reader.

by I know! February 8, 2004

Cold zoo

Stretching a vagina in a cold environment with an animal present

I have to go have a cold zoo

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

cold oatmeal

What psychopath would eat cold oatmeal

Bob: hey person 1, person 2 was caught eating cold oatmeal.

Person1: disgusting what type of person would do that

by IHateOatmeal August 10, 2021

Cold Brew

Helene’s drink that brings all the boys to the yard.

Landon: Helene’s cold brew brings all the boys to the yard.
Helene: I know it does, it’s so good.

by Fuel483slow June 6, 2022

Phantom Cold

When you had the flu or the cold and you recover from it, but still have a buildup of phlegm and mucus in your throat which makes you cough up into someones face. Then they somehow get sick even though you are no longer contagious and they blame it on you.

I am innocent and your accusations are bullshit, it's just a Phantom Cold for fucks sake!

by Miraku, The Alter Ego November 23, 2019

cold work

something done that is not kool or is just fucked up.

"Yo when that nigga switched sides and jumped his man like that, that was cold work."

by Craig WiIliams May 13, 2005

The Cold Feeling

The feeling you get when your arm hair raises, your skin feels cold and you insides feel hot, followed by painful diarrhea/bowel movement, sometimes hot.

"Ohh God! I have the Cold Feeling, and I have to use the bathroom"

by ActuallyVenus March 18, 2017