coconut

An idiot.

A 'coconut' is actually a nut with hard brownish and fuzzy outer casing with a thin layer of edible sweet flesh and often filled with sweet juices.

COCONUT = HOLLOW-ON-THE-INSIDE = AN IDIOT

He is such a coconut.

by Gamine November 22, 2006

Coconut

Another name for boobs...

Alex has a nice set of coconuts...
yeah they are bigger than Jenna's Twins...
i wish i had a pair

by Liquidice420 January 2, 2008

coconut

another word used in place of bong, or bowl. Something you smoke weed out of.

Put the lime weed in the coconut & smoke it all up

by Brittxxxxxxxxxx December 16, 2008

cocknose

your boss

What a shitty day at work, my boss was such a cocknose

by camel toe February 21, 2003

cocknose

You can use cocknose in a number of situations... Its meaning depends on the context that you use it in. You can use it for someone you dislike, or just as a way to greet someone.

It could also be a well known name for a person in a group that not many people like.

Hes such a cocknose.
Hey Cocknose.
What are you doing today cocknose?
What dya mean you have only got 12p? Cocknose!

by JeanJeMenge December 28, 2005

coconut

an affectionate and pleasant term for the drug marijuana, particularly referring to its usage by Mariana Kopecka

originates from the eating of coconut twinkies by Lucia & Mariana when under the influence.

"Mariana are you going to smoke some coconut tonight?"
"Yes I am. Whaddafaaack?"

by Praha January 12, 2009

Captain coconuts

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.

"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"

by IanMalcom June 2, 2017