choke The Goose up!

drinking Grey Goose (and holding the bottle by the neck of "the Goose")

F#*! It's been a tough day....let's go out and choke The Goose up!!! Whoop!

by aMat13 February 2, 2012

Choking C hole

A nasty whore filled to the top with dick

Don't go near her, she's just an old choking C hole....

by Boss ninja13 May 28, 2018

atomic turnip choke

Act of choking you lower member till eruption ends up in back of your throat

also see

clam ass

Jesse enjoys perfecting the atomic turnip choke with his boyfriend johnipher

by america boy April 25, 2008

choking the oompa loompa

another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating

Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.

by jeiarr December 25, 2008

I choked on my latte

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

I choked on my latte

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 9, 2019

Smoke till you choke

A large smoke up, usually ending in somebody coughing or throwing up.

"Hey mate, I just got a quarter. Come over for a smoke till you choke?"

by The Rastafa March 26, 2009