chocolate shamrocks

A group of gentlemen, usually a group of four, who are each themselves a bad man and receive pum pum on the daily.

guy 1: 'look its the chocolate shamrocks'
guy 2: 'damn I wish I had that much pum pum'

by choccy sham H June 5, 2018

Chocolate delight

Succinctly licking chocolate off your lover's body.

Hey, challbaby I'm ready for chocolate delight. Mmm

by Amphibious Goddess June 29, 2016

chocolate leftovers

when you flush the toilet after pooping, and there are streaks of poop stuck to the toilet bowl.

Bruh how many times do i gotta tell you flush twice cuz im tired of you chocolate leftovers!

by Gandhi Ji March 15, 2014

Chocolate lever

When a man gets a hand job at the same time as he is pooping.

Ryan loves getting a chocolate lever before work.

by Warric August 13, 2016

chocolate turtleneck

A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.

After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.

by Nasty n8 b December 16, 2015

chocolate earthquake

When two black people have sex so hard the house shakes

My black neighbor destroyed his house from doing a chocolate earthquake with his wife.

by boner bonere penis pussy May 24, 2016

Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.

Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.

by moldovanking February 21, 2023