field chocolate

(n.) feces found on the ground in a rural or farm setting, deposited by any kind of animal. Another name for cow pie or meadow muffin

We left the trail to find a picnic spot, but there was so much field chocolate we lost our appetites.

by AvalonInk May 31, 2023

Chocolate Malt

When you eat out another person's butt

guy 1: eww you gave that girl a chocolate malt?
guy 2: i wasnt expecting the chocolate, man!

by papapoop April 23, 2009

Chocolate Waffle

When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.

Oi boys surely we leave a chocolate waffle in this public shower.

by Blundabus May 12, 2022

Chocolate-dose

When you overdose on chocolate. Sometimes also meaning eating a certain amount of chocolate.

(After eating loads of chocolate) 'I just chocolate-dosed.'

'Have you had your chocolate-dose yet?'

by AbigailEMG March 11, 2010

chocolate shredder

violent anal sex

The first night in jail you need to look out for the chocolate shredder.

or, I gave that chick the chocolate shredder, she couldn't walk right for a week.

by iron eagle September 16, 2013

Chocolate delight

Succinctly licking chocolate off your lover's body.

Hey, challbaby I'm ready for chocolate delight. Mmm

by Amphibious Goddess June 29, 2016

Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.

Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.

by moldovanking February 21, 2023