chocolate lesbian

Oreos with all of the cream filling licked out of them.

I left you some chocolate lesbians in the kitchen.

Ah man, did you eat all of the cream filling out of the oreos again!?!

by observantlurker September 21, 2015

The Chocolate Rain

Upon consuming a moderately spicey vindaloo/curry, you prepare your girlfriend by bending her over "Doggy - Style". You then suprise her by shitting on her back; due to the curry, the excrement is in liquid format and consequently sprays that bitches back like 'Chocolate Rain'.

-If you want to go for the ultimate 'Chocolate Rain' experiance, I reccommend after completing this highly romantic turn on, to finish off by performing the Cleveland Steamer

James: Can I acid dragon you guys?
Craig: Nahh acid dragon gets boring...
Henry: I know, lets 'The Chocolate Rain' eachother
James: Errr..Nahh your already brown

by Alldaboyzatlittleheath January 28, 2010

chocolate chimney warrior

rear gunner, uphill gardener, marmite minor, fudge packer, sh1t stabber, 'bats for the other side', nob jockey, shirt lifter, toilet trader... etc etc

puts his penis in other mens anus'.

"...'Bob', is a chocolate chimney warrior..."

by craig January 16, 2004

chocolate snorkel

when one sticks his dick in a bitche's ass and then makes her suck it clean.

See Brown Rebound

That bitch didn't wipe for a week, and still wanted a chocolate snorkel.

by MoneyShot September 14, 2004

Chocolateflavoredhufflepuff

A word you use to call somebody or something by this name usally insaulting

Damn! that Chocolateflavoredhufflepuff just got owned by my fist of ubarness

You are a rusty spoon licking chocolateflavoredhufflepuff

by Fishtales November 26, 2006

Chocolate Eruption

When you put the nozzle of a chocolate syrup bottle into a girls vagina. Then you squeeze the chocolate syrup into her pussy. Finally she queefs and the syrup explodes out of her snatch causing a Chocolate Eruption.

"Yo last night i gave Danielle a chocolate eruption."
"How was it?"
"It was crazy, it got all over the walls"

by Mr. doedge room D114 May 12, 2009

Chocolate dick pop

Getting a BJ after performing a devastating anal pounding to your partner. This move is performed best after the anal poundee has taken a messy shit and most likely still has some "chocolate" hangin around in their rectum.

see also (milk chocolate dick pop)

Last night i gave your sister a chocolate dick pop

by teflon gangsta August 21, 2009