Chimpachimping

A person chasing red flags. They always choose the worst option there is to choose.

A: Hey, have you heard about Lauren's new boyfriend?
B: Yeah, he's so suspicious, gives off real stalker vibes.
A: I swear, Lauren is a chimpachimping

by Highlander06 September 15, 2025

Chimpanzini bananini

yash is the definition of this.

" yash is a Chimpanzini bananini "

by POOPYMCMUFFIN PANTS September 30, 2025

Chimp chant

The term used to describe the phenomenon where black Americans get stuck in a repetitive loop of a trivial phrase when placed in a situation that mildly stresses them. The chimp chant always precedes a sudden and otherwise unexpected act of extreme violence.

Watch out y’all! Mar-quisha caught in that chimp chant again.

by NateHiggers October 19, 2025

Climpkin

When your are licking ya girl's clit while she's taking a poo poo.

"Yooo dude, the other night I was giving my girl a sick climpkin and she pushed out a huge diarrhea and got all over my chin!"

"Damn bro that's gross."

by Smuniper's Mom November 19, 2025

Chimping out

The sudden, primal urge to pick fuzz, hair, leaves, lint, or tiny bugs off someone, the same way a chimpanzee grooms its troop. It’s that instinctive “let me get that off you” feeling that hits out

Sorry, I’m chimping out — there’s hair on you.

by Lexluna November 23, 2025

Chimp Ripping It

The act of whacking your shit so hard, you run the risk of ripping your genitals clean off.

I was in the emergency room last night cause I was chimp ripping it. I literally chimp ripped my penis straight off my body.

by Chimp Ripper 9000 January 11, 2026

Shy Chimpanzee

When a person is so uncomfortable in the presence of a lesbian quarrel that they assume the posture of the monkey that "sees no evil". If there is a tremendous amount of explicit sexual references, the person may choose to take a squatting position in a corner and cry... wishing they could erase the things that they have heard.

That girl's rant about the lover that she scissor fucked yesterday after her husband left the house turned me into a shy chimpanzee.

by itsybitsyspyder October 26, 2016