Human speed bump

A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck

Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?

Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over

by Babyniffler December 10, 2018

Fungo slump nut bump

Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track

Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..

Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!

by Slumpbuster101 February 27, 2014

Bump, Set, Spike

The act of first, the male depositing his cum in his partner's belly button (the bump). Second, the male hitting the side of the stomach such that the cum would be projected straight up in the air (the set). Lastly, in a downward motion of the hand, "spiking" the cum onto his partner's upper body and or facial region (the spike).

"Dude, I gave her a bump, set, spike and it landed right in her eyes."

by Jersey Mike & Big Wave Dave September 12, 2006

rumpy bumpy

Yet another term for sex.

This is generally said by people who are afraid of saying the 's' word as they have spent the first four decades of their pitiful lives stuck to their mothers nips.

Ted: "Did you see that new adult site?"
Phil: "Yeah, I got some great rumpy bumpy viedos of it."

by Dave Esquire February 25, 2006

Head Bump, Fist Pump

1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.

2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.

1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.

2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.

by C.2.P. June 24, 2010

Sex Bump

n. a small bump on a woman's (or occasionally male's) stomach that contains child; the result of sex; a pregnant belly

Person 1: Look at Katrina's sex bump!
Person 2: Wow, is that a baby?
Person 1: Maybehh

by satine420 March 7, 2009

bump

taking a hit of cocaine off a the end of a car key.

Wanna take a bump?

by kokane August 2, 2003