Boof

When you sit down to take a shit and it shoots out like a bottle rocket. Shit goes everywhere and u let out a sigh of relief when relieving yourself. Usually this is followed after chipotle or Taco Bell.

Hey Deshawn I just heard Parker go into the bathroom! Dude sat down and boofed right away!

by Bailz03 September 15, 2019

boof

can refer to a cigar or other tobacco item.

you gonna pass me the fuckin boof?

by sillyassdefinitions January 6, 2023

boof

typically used as "trash ass weed"

Or Smoking on that boof on god.

by SynthesisBeats November 30, 2021

Boof

Boof is most powerful being in universe

Boof can destroy universe with only 50% of his power

by CalebBillet September 25, 2019

bungle boof

When you take pretzel rods and put them on the outside of your butt and then you take a screwdriver and try to screw them in your hole while screaming bungle booF

When my parents were on their honeymoon I invited my friend over to do a bungle Boof with me

by Da real dirty dan August 15, 2017

king of the boof

“King of the Boof” is the highest award you can receive when following the Boof religion. This award shows you know the ways of the blunt, a master of fucking shit up, and get mad punani.

“That fool is a King of the Boof”
“On god”

by THUGDELAFAX January 2, 2019

Boof

The type of oof that happens in the Halloween time.

God that was a big boof

by Big oof boi October 26, 2018