Speed boofing

Speed boofing; the art of shoving narcotics up one's arse after the first dealer is not quite sufficient enough

Hey dude, sm I've been speed boofing, molly wasn't doing it bro so had to shove a Gary up their to see if I like it

by Chawalabee February 1, 2022

Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

Boof

A fake vagina, niggas in prison make this out of a towel, rubber gloves and Vaseline. To Make themselves bust a nut.

Aye who wanna use this boof next
That nigga was over there making a fuckin boof for himself tonight

by DADDYD211 May 29, 2022

Boof

Either a big dog, or an affectionate name for a boyfriend whom you are not actually dating.

Did you seen Susan’s new Boof? He’s so fluffy; Did you see Susan’s new Boof? He’s so hot!

by wl/dv December 17, 2019

Boof

Used amongst members of the Army as a noun or verb, boof/boofing/boofed, to refer to vapes/vaping.

Soldier 1: "Let me hit that boof Sergeant"
Soldier 2: " Nah, you've been boofing non-stop today. Get your own boof"

by Shenobie March 16, 2023

boof

a big oof

thats a boof

by Bartholomew tunner April 6, 2019

Snorl Boof

Intake of a substance 3 fold by snorting, oral and boofing

"Man I snorl boofed 3 addys"

by LittlestSnortster January 28, 2023